THE 1000 POSTS OF RANDOMNESS THREAD!

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack

He left it dead, and with its head

(I do always ALWAYS get that wrong! ugh. you'd think after 3 failed recitations I'd get it right...)

The vorpal blade went snicker snack!

He came galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

The end.

see now you forgot "He left it dead and with it's head"

Oh glorious day! Callooh! Callay!

I failed. -palm-forehead-

Double facepalm.

Triple facepalm. THAT'S RIGHT.

Wow. o.O

Do I smell a quadruple facepalm!?!

So you seem to be in awe of us quite a lot of the time, Hatter.

you're only jealous that you dont know The Jabberwocky.

What! Impossible. Everybody knows the Jabberwocky.

Even people who don't know they know the jabberwocky know the jabberwocky.

^What he said.

I guess I don't know the anti but obviously not true Jabberwocky. :\

You blaspheme against the awesome that is Lewis Carroll!

I have no earthly idea what you just said.

Me neither but it's obviously a lie perpetrated by the communists.

NOT THE COMMIES!!!

Yep. The commies.