Posts of Randomness... Facebook style.

Just what it says. Post your randomness, but in the third person.

Milo Minderbinder has a rash.

hojar likes forty eight year olds. Why? Because there's FORTY of them.

Milo Minderbinder thinks Hojar's joke was funny.

Hatter hates people... With passion

The Sergeant thinks the Hatter needs to eat some skittles. The Sergeant has some, if he's interested. She doesn't believe he has reason to hate all people. A very not-nice thing to do, in her opinion.

Milo thinks skittles are yum and would gladly take the Sergeant up on her offer.

SKITTLES

Hatter only hates idiots. Which is the majority of people. Hatter doesn't hate joo. He swears.

Good thing. Antisemites are lame.

Sgt. Pepper wonders who joo is, but if the Hatter doesn't hate him, he must be pretty neat. And non-idiotic.


The Sergeant is very very hungry...

Milo thought Hojar's comment on semitism to be quite funny.

Hojar forgot he was in the facebook page and forgot to talk in third person.

Hatter would give Sgt some food if only he wasn't busy tending to the queen.

The Sgt. can get her own food, but is thankful that Hatter would.

Milo is wondering why nobody has yet to offer him food.

hojar thinks it's because Milo lives over 8,400 miles away.

This is true, says Hatter.

Milo thinks that might be it. Pianosa is far from whereveryouare.

The Sgt. just gave milo some virtual skittles... and is hurt that he forgot already D:

Mmm, skittles.

Hatter notices that Milo's comment wasn't in third-person and is enraged.

hojar is scared for his life because Hatter is enraged, and bad things happen when Hatter is enraged.

Milo is confused and is considering changing that last comment to "Milo: mmm skittles"